Success is being able to hold down 20 shots of tequila
To conclude my conclusion that I’ve previously concluded in the “common cement” speech… I guess what I’m trying to say is: life is like one big Mardi Gras, but instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain. And if they like what they see you’ll have more beads than you know what to do with. And you will be drunk. Most of the time.